Eid Mubarak!
Look, some of my Muslim fam sent me Eid tidings! I sent one too. See if you can guess which one is me!!!
Even though Eid was yesterday for many Muslims, I couldn’t attend Eid prayer because I was undergoing a super minor surgery that turned into a rather painful event, though still minor in the grand scheme of things.
I was emotionally bummed after the surgery, but my mama went for the win! She brought home dim-sum for lunch which, it turns out, actually goes super well with valium and Tylenol plus codeine. Then, she made a four course gourmet meal of chicken and broccoli, chicken soup, and goose grass vegetables. My ma who loves me dearly has realized that Iftars and Eid are opportunities to spoil her biggest baby. I’m so grateful and hungry that I gobble everything I can.
My sister drove me to the appointment and back for an hour + and brought over her kids who managed to only yell at each other a little. I taught them to play Pente and took great joy in beating them (one is 10 and the other is 6 so is this weird?)
I got cool Eidi. My brother gave me swiss army knives (KNIVES) from Switzerland and pictures. I got to watch tons of episodes of Eternal Love until my eyeballs peeled off. Loving friends sent me kind messages and supportive shares about me peeling off little parts of my insides to share with the masses. Both my sibs wisely elected to not read my blog post from yesterday so that they could be extra nice to me on Eid. Thanks guys!!!
Friends of mine sent the most AWESOME photo of Muslim community in NYC. They put on a direct action at the NYU Washington Square Park Eid Prayer. Together, they showed courage in public and prayed in a mixed gender line, organizing themselves to write a letter to the Imam in advance, and to prepare with allies. It went very smoothly, and I am so grateful to know these folks. Also, of course, I miss them hard right now. Brings tears to the eyes. This is a BFD.
And despite all this wonderfulness, I found myself overwhelmed at night. Not only because I was in pain, but because I was finished with Ramadan.
Also, I no longer know how to eat properly (I do know how to gobble), and I felt funny inside.
Today, I woke up and found out that my great professor and mentor, the brilliant storyteller, Tayari Jones has won the 2019 Women’s Prize in Fiction. WHUTWHUTTTTTTT!!!
I was determined not to let the weird feelings ruin my Eid.
I realized that there’s a bonus to being a non-denominational Muslim!
I could have an EID Do-Over. THANKS ALLAH!
I attended Eid prayer this morning at the South Bay Islamic Association at the Santa Clara County Fairgrounds!!! Their holy people didn’t sight the moon on Sunday night. In fact this year, the day-after faction was pretty strong. I was happy to join their ranks. This year the moon wasn’t technically sighted on the 29th day of fasting by many masjids – meaning fasting continued until the evening of the 30th day. Eid is a full cycle, new moon to new moon.
People use their eyes, you know, to see when the moon wanes and waxes.
Eyewitness identification is subjective and unreliable in all instances, and especially with respect to holidays and matters of emotional import.
At SBIA, I was especially happy to meet a couple friends there, Lalla and Balla. I’ve been having major issues wearing a hijab this past year, to the extent that I’ve avoided going to Jummah when I would’ve otherwise done it. But, this morning I swallowed my pride, and I thought to myself: “You’ve never been so afraid of not conforming that you weren’t ready to try something new.”
So I unwrinkled my baby blue tie and my hot pink scarf (from last year – I didn’t have time to go get a new one). I put on a polka dot collared shirt, and I ventured out to the Santa Clara County Fairgrounds. I did get a lot of stares. Likely because I wasn’t dressed in gender conforming gear (and maybe there was some confusion about the hot pink hijab), but as Balla (and Hafez, previously) have said to me: “People are probably extra nice to you, you know, because they think you’re a convert. Otherwise, you’ve gotta come correct.”
Hafez definitely warned me, “Just wait until you get fully incorporated, then the aunties are going to reign down on you. People will order you around.”
I live to fight another day.
While there, I was comforted by Lalla and Balla’s presence. They kept it real and gave me the history of SBIA, explaining that it was a very South Asian and Cham (which is great cuz peeps actually look like me!) group, very working class, and not one of those pretentious, bling-bling type expensive people’s mosques. They talked to me about homophobia in Masjids. We talked about where I might be able to pray, with or without a hijab. To be around family is a gift, especially for me, because when I go to a mosque, I’m usually there alone.
After Eid prayer, the fairgrounds were operating with their ferris wheel and cotton candy. We had delicious food. I love me a great goat biryani esp b/c goat was the specialty in the village where my father grew up in Taiwan.
Then, I went back to feeling awkward.
You see, Eid is very, very special, but it’s not like other holidays I’ve experienced. It’s got the scale of Christmas, and the religiosity of Easter (whether or not you fast), plus a month of intense fasting. When you go into Ramadan, you enter the vortex. Your brain becomes the fast brain. Everything slows.
What is critical in the outside world, is not critical in the Ramadan world.
This can be very hard for people who aren’t Muslim to understand. They think Eid’s just a day where you get to eat again. But it’s more than that. Who can ever explain what it means to give yourself completely to a religious experience, the cost of it, and also the blessing of it. Non-Muslims want to interact with you as if you aren’t undergoing a major transformation. Because you seem, if anything, kind of tired but mostly okay. But you’re 5 billion light years away, and okay is a relative term. Your schedule book usually doesn’t include times for –
HUNGER IS FREEZING MY BRAIN
THIRST HAS REMOVED MY ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND MINUTES
I HAVE A HEADACHE AND ARE YOU A GIANT BANANA?
Imagine a starship whizzing to the ends of the universe, traveling not only through space but time itself, veering toward the Big Bang, and one night comes — you muster the energy to look up to the sky. Somebody says they see the moon, and somebody else is like – “Hey it’s over.” Then you’re back.
Don’t talk to me about motion sickness.
Or, let me put it another way.
Eid’s the day you come home after being away for a month.
Can you believe I was in Joshua Tree a month ago? Or Washington before that? It feels like the speed of light, but I don’t know if I’m the one moving or not.
Coming home requires preparation. If your house was a mess before, it’s probably not tidy now.
I mean the dishes have piled up; you’ve got nothing but well-intentioned, rotting vegetables in your fridge; clothes need to be washed; the bills may or may not have been paid; people’s feelings have been hurt by your inability to communicate regularly; other people have no understanding of your pre-Ramadan life (you might not either), and so much shit needs to get done! (By the way, I’m about 10-20 emails behind, so if you sent me a line and I haven’t responded, that’s the only reason why – I’m gonna write back!)
Worst of all, your anxiety is back and the questions that you realized weren’t really important to your peace of mind or to the core of your existence are now at the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE.
That’s why people like me hang onto Eid like it’s a lost puppy. We hold it tight.
I went to Eid prayer because I needed to say something to myself. That’s what ritual really is. It’s a reminder. A period. A way to understand something about beginnings and endings. To mark the passage of time, the sanctimony of happening, the moving away and the return, to God.
The fulfillment of a commitment we made.
So I want to share with you my prayer that I made for you, this Ramadan. That’s right, if you receive one of my emails announcing the daily blog posts, OR even if you are only reading this blog, I found clever-ways of grandmothering in my “blog readers” into the prayers.
These are some of the specific prayers I made during Ramadan. One of them may have been requested by you. Not everything made it onto this list, so please know that if you wrote me and asked for a prayer, I copied it down and prayed it.
I pray for you that all your prayers come true.
I pray for you to experience gratitude for the love that you’ve been given, the forgiveness, the hope.
I pray for you that you will have the children or child that you’ve always wanted.
I pray for you that you will find housing soon for yourself and your parent.
I pray for you that you will get that job you’ve been wanting for years and that you will heal from the pain of not getting the job you deserve sooner.
I pray for you that you will pass your Boards.
I pray for you that you gain greater ability to take care of yourself so that you can take better care of your family and your community.
I pray that you will be able to resolve that conflict with the group you’re in, where everybody’s really mad at everybody else and hurt and triggered.
I pray that you can have an abortion.
I pray that nobody will discriminate against you for being trans and that you will get the job you want.
I pray that you will be able to come out on your terms.
I pray that you will be able to afford and have transition surgery.
I pray that you will get an amazing, well-paying and secure job despite the tech industry’s ageism and racism.
I pray for you that you will finish your book and that it will be amazing and garner all the awards and success you want.
I pray for you that your pain at losing your mother will be eased.
I pray for you that your child will be less anxious.
I pray for you that the pain from the partner that left you will diminish and that you will find an even greater love following that one.
I pray that your poetry will be heard.
I pray that your body and mind will be healed and that your disease will be slowed, that mercy will be shown, and that you will live longer than what you currently believe.
I pray for the chemo to work and to grant you respite.
I pray for ease and relief from the chemo.
I pray that you will never lose your memory, of anything that is important to you, good or bad.
I pray that your family’s upcoming departure is filled with ease and that there is tenderness.
I pray that upon leaving, your family and you will be able to say goodbye in a meaningful way and in a way that helps ease the hurt and makes the transition more full of joy and support for each other.
I pray that if death is coming that you will die in light and love, especially for yourself.
I pray that I have the strength to accept what I need to in my life.
I pray to work the miracles of God.
I pray for the ability to forgive you.
I pray for the hurt I caused you to depart, and for you to be healed.
I pray for the cut on your head to be healed.
I pray for the move to go smoothly.
I pray for the confusion to end.
I pray for your stability.
I pray for you to stop coughing.
I pray for you and your family’s health, always.
I pray that your show will be sold out and that your career will continue to prosper.
I pray that your family is able to accept you and show compassion for you, and likewise.
I pray that even though I don’t know what is going on with you, that your parents remain in good health and that Allah ease any suffering they may be experiencing.
I pray that your heart will be open to loving and that your heart will grow.
I pray that you and your partner have better communication.
I pray that you love yourself.
I pray that my father is in Heaven.
I pray that you are safe in prison.
I pray that you are able to be reunited with your loved ones very soon and to have your freedom returned for the rest of your life.
I pray that my messages are reaching you.
I pray for the courage to love myself.
I pray to meet somebody who has the capacity to love me as much as I love them, and that we love each other well.
I pray for the greatest love of my life to be ahead of me, and not behind me.
I pray to stay grateful.
I pray for help.
I pray that Allah protects you.
All of this, I pray for you and will continue to pray for you.
May all your dreams come true, Insha’Allah.
May you know how very much I care for you, Insha’Allah.
May we be held in the light, Insha’Allah.
Now, to the extent that it may still be relevant, I need to fulfill some blog promises:
I said at the beginning of this year’s posts that the Galumph would be back to answer questions, but they never really came back. I guess they were on strike or vacation or being totally lazy. Hard to tell. But, the Galumph did get a question, thankfully only one, but it’s a doozy and wonderfully phrased. So here goes.
Dear Galumph,
My ma is facing yet another tough spot in her life. She’s been unemployed for two years and blown through her savings and steadily going through mine. Not for want of trying to get a job – and this is the part that makes me extra sad – my ma has worked at least one job, sometimes two at a time, since she turned 17. For some of that time she was working and penniless because she had to hand over her paycheck to my da. And now, when she is supposed to be, according to the data, at her earning prime, she is unable to get a job. My first question is about my attitude towards helping her. I vacillate between feeling privileged and humbled that I am in a position to help and feeling scared and burdened by the responsibility and sometimes even a bit resentful that I am doing all of the supporting and not being supported. How do I eliminate the resentment? How can I share my anxiety with her, since she is my parent after all (even though the roles are reversed), without upsetting her and making her feel worse about her situation? In a few weeks we have to move out of the house we are living in and I have to find a place for us that I can afford on just my salary. So my second question is how do I find a place for us without resenting the fact that I am looking for a place for us when what I really want is to live alone. We have a precious relationship and I fear damaging it at this difficult time. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Mixed-Up Bout my Ma
Dear Mixed-Up Bout my Ma,
I want to say that the answer is easy (to say as opposed to do). I want to say as Rilke did that you will live into the answers. I want to say that I know what to say, but I don’t. I don’t have good advice, but perhaps I can offer some comfort or perspective?
Please don’t eliminate the resentment. You cannot eliminate it. You can allow yourself to feel it. It’s totally normal. It’s okay. Feel it. Listen to it. I, for one, would be pissed at the world and totally feel resentful if my mom required me to do a ton of stuff for her. Even typing that, I feel totally ashamed of myself.
I’m an entitled kid because in my head my mom is supposed to take care of me, and if she doesn’t, some part of me cannot handle it. I don’t think you and I are that different from most people we know. We are of a time and a place. We’re raised to think that our success is about us as an individual, rather than about our parents.
Feelings do not cause actions. Our ability to work through our feelings rather than react to them is what allows us to become the people we’ve always wanted to be.
When I read your letter, I wanted to say that I think you’ve asked me the wrong question. The question isn’t how do you not feel resentment? Or how do you communicate with your mother (which is fine to ask, but that’s not the threshold question)? Or what do I say to her? Or whether you should say your anxiety with her? I’m not sure you should.
The question is: how do you get right with yourself?
You may not be seeing yourself very clearly in terms of what you’re already giving to your mom. Attachment to your self-image as taking care of her is likely bending your ability to see the reality of what your mother needs and wants.
I know enough about your situation (outside of this letter) to know that your mother is making decisions too. She’s taking risks, and she doesn’t expect you to be her safety net. This experience, likely, is humbling for her. She’s finding her way through, and you need to let her, because, for her, it’s about finding the right balance of your help to make her dreams possible. She doesn’t want to achieve her dreams if it means costing you too much.
When I went to work at my family company after my father’s death, I couldn’t leave because my mom had an emotional guilt-trip stranglehold on me, not to mention my own shame and grief toward a man who had died disappointed in me. My career as a public defender was suffering (and suffered, though not terrible or in the ways that I thought). I was in a bad place. But leaving the company and allowing my mom to find her own way was the best thing I ever did. What kept me from moving forward was the constant feeling that without me, my mom would completely crumble and fall apart. I thought the company would die if I wasn’t there too. That the last “living” part of my dad was gonna be lost too.
That it wasn’t safe to let her find her own way without MY help.
It didn’t help that she thought that way too.
Turns out we were both wrong.
Reflecting back, I would make the same sacrifices over and over again because that choice allowed me to see clearly who I am, and the limits of what I can give. I lived into my values.
Yes, my mother is and was better at business than I’ll ever be. Yes, WE had no idea tat was true. It wasn’t until I stopped enabling her, or masking her talent and ability with my desire to help, that she really stepped up. Though this isn’t all about rosy endings, unfortunately.
Our parents do need us sometimes, and yet we also need to take care of ourselves. So stop judging yourself for your needs. Judgment on self causes the brain to go haywire.
Figure out what’s actually a sacrifice, practically, and how long you’re willing to give it. Also, how are you benefiting from your mom being present? Or how are you using her as an excuse to not get what you want?
Be clear with yourself. Know what you really want and how long you’re willing to give that up. Ask her what she really needs to accomplish her dream. Only after you’ve listened to what she wants can you tell her that you want to help her. You can only help her as much as she is willing to accept.
If you can listen to yourself and then say clearly what you do or don’t want, then perhaps in the end even if you hurt her feelings, it’s better than hurting the relationship.
I couldn’t do it, you see. I couldn’t figure out how to meet my own needs, so they went unmet, and as a result, I became a nightmare. I yelled – a lot. I don’t like who I was becoming by straining to always meet my mom’s needs, rather than my own.
I know that I’m not you, but still, ask yourself this – what is it that you think you’re really giving up? Is this really about money? Do you not have money you need? How much more do you need? vs. Want? What are your mother’s limits in terms of what she’s comfortable with? What hurts your feelings the most in this situation? That you can’t take care of your mother? Or that she can’t take care of you?
Are both of you trying your best?
Where is all this hurt and resentment really coming from? Where does it go once you’ve felt it?
It doesn’t disappear. It goes somewhere, the somatics folks say, in your body, and there it causes other problems and lives its own life. A life that may be at odds with yours.
Your mother may not want more than you can give. She may want more than you can give. I don’t know. But what you can actually give is fluid. Are you clearly examining your present situation, or are you locked into a pattern from the past? Are you tactually the person that you’re using to stand-in for you, when you reflect on the situation?
Until you’ve made peace with how much space you need and why, and for how long, then you won’t really be able to get what you treasure most – which is a great relationship with your mom.
A great relationship with your mother, I think, is built on honesty with yourself. Where does she end? Where do you begin? People who don’t make the time to know themselves often think their choices are inevitable, even and especially when those choices surprise them. Instead of saying, I take responsibility, they often say: this happened to me.
That, as we’ve discussed, is an honesty so radical it needs no other label than honesty itself. Know what you want and prioritize from there. I believe you can get it.
Sincerely,
Serena standing in for “The Galumph”
On Ramadan Day 16: In the Middle of War, I Got Your Back, I promised that I would write a paragraph to the song of choice for whoever correctly guessed which song had these lyrics:
Watching every motion
In my foolish lover’s game
On this endless ocean
Finally lovers know no shame
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion
As you turn around and say
Yes, that’s right, the winner is none other than Lisa Ko, author of The Leavers. “Take My Breath Away by Berlin. OF COURSE.”
And if you haven’t read her book – DO. (I’d blurb it but I’m totally biased). So, I’ll use the words of another, less biased writer…
“There was a time I would have called Lisa Ko’s novel beautifully written, ambitious, and moving, and all of that is true, but it’s more than that now: if you want to understand a forgotten and essential part of the world we live in, The Leavers is required reading.” —Ann Patchett, author of Commonwealth
There’s a reason I chose Ann Patchett’s quote: Lisa once took me as her guest to a fancy schmancy literary event where they gave us a bunch of books in tote bags. I still have mine! Ann Patchett was there in a gown, and she was walking around looking for Lisa Ko. I bumped in to her. She asked me if I’ve read Lisa’s book, and then goes on to GUSH that she had read it herself because she owns a bookstore. “I contacted the publisher immediately to let them know that I wanted to blurb the book, if that’s what Lisa wanted.”
Also, later that evening, I crammed a whole cupcake into my mouth while a famous poet was talking to me about another famous poet. I stuffed the whole red velvet deliciousness into my mouth in one gulp. I’m pretty impressed by this ability of mine because my brother is also known to do this, and I like to identify common family traits.
And Lisa, I listened to the song you sent while I wrote this post, so I’m not sure if this counts as the paragraph or a poem. If you’re reading this, please let me know if it counts. LOL.
And now, I want to say that I am so grateful to you, dear readers.
Thank you for reading along and supporting me during the fast.
I especially want to thank each and every one of you who dropped me a note, long or short, expressing that you enjoyed something I wrote. It meant so much to me. Because of you, not one day that I wrote went by without someone having something nice to say.
That was a gift.
Thank you.
EID MUBARAK!!! WE DID IT!!! RAMADAN IS DONE!!!
If you’re gonna miss me a ton, don’t fear, please come out and see me read at the Fabulous Lyrics & Dirges Series (running for 8 years) with the Amazing Poet, Novelist, Memoirist and co-Founder of VONA, ELMAZ ABINADER. Check out the other awesome guests on Wednesday, June 12th at 7:30pm Pegasus Books in Downtown Berkeley.
I also did a lot of reading and cheerleading this Ramadan.
Here’s a roll call of some accomplishments by PEEPS I know:
My friend Ayesha Mattu, wrote this piece: “This Ramadan I’m getting Intimate with God. And, ‘Ramy’”
“If we aren’t honest with ourselves, is it even possible to be intimate with God? … In 2018, Gene Luen Yang, an Asian-American cartoonist, told “The Science of Happiness” podcast that stories can be mirrors or windows; both are a necessary foundation for a just society. A mirror reflects your own story back to you and teaches you to love yourself. A window allows a glimpse into the lives of those who seem different and teaches you to love them as well. American Muslims need more mirrors — in books, film and elsewhere — so that we can see and embrace the complexities of our diverse communities.”
Ramy El-Etreby is putting on his solo show The Ride at Los Angeles Hollywood Fringe Festival (Details HERE.) It’s all about what it means for him to be Gay! Arab! Muslim! And also somebody (maybe me) makes an appearance in my best feline form. (Details HERE.)
Speaking of Muslim and Queer, one of my celeb idols, Wazina Zondon is featured in the Advocate as one of the 104 Champions of Pride. Wazina is the founder of the show Coming Out Muslim, and is a beloved friend, podcast host, bad-ass, and community member.
Another rock star friend, the poet, biographer, Doctor, journalist — Seema Yasmin, was awarded a huge book deal to write a book based off a tweet, now turned essay (and soon to be forthcoming book), “Muslim Women Do Things.”
My beloved Zahra Noorbakhsh, pocast co-host of Good Muslim, Bad Muslim with Tanzila Ahmed, the comedian with the moistest – I said mostest, but the typo is funny and Zahra is funny, so… (no?) … is doing a HUGE Comedy Special, On Behalf of All Muslims at the Brava Theater in SF June 21-22. (Details HERE.)
BUY YOUR TICKET NOW SO YOU CAN SEE ZAHRA BEING FUNNY, AS ALL MUSLIMS ARE!
LOOK! The hippest of the hip, Queens-based Christine Kandic Torres completed her novel. BTW, for all you mama writers out there, she did this after getting preggers and knocking out the cutestest little patootie! Here’s her pitch on twitter, please go over and show some love @christinemk #pitmad f you love it as much as I do. 🙂
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANDRA!!!
You may wonder how I can know so many great people.
It’s simple, they’re people, struggling to do the things we all do: make a living, create a life, deal with their identities, healing from their pasts, and trying to be proud of themselves in an environment that makes it hard to love yourself.
The mystery of life may be simpler than first thought.
We met, didn’t we?